Intentional Haiku by Princess Yum Yum

there is a whole box
of candy in front of me
i will eat it all

Unintentional Haiku by a man I do not know (said to me as I sat in the lobby of the Monaco Hotel)

You don't see that much
anymore--a pen and pad.
Oddly effective.

Unintentional Haiku by Bret

I find myself in
Oakland for no readily
apparent reason

Unintentional Haiku (+2 syllables) by Tim Clark

A person who is
misguided by religion
thinks he has the perfect life

Unintentional Haiku by Kristen

But he is not so
cute that I will change my ways
and take a shower

Unintentional Haiku by the mom next door (5/29/05)

Okay Nico. It
is time for you to give the
hose to Bundick now

Résumé

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

--Dorothy Parker