Résumé
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
--Dorothy Parker
posted by hmrpita @ 7:06 PM
3 comments
hmrpita
(her most royal pain in the ass)
Thursday, December 01, 2005
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3 Comments:
Sunshine's too bright,
Rain is too wet;
Puppies bark too loud;
A cat's not a pet.
Rainbows are goofy;
I'm allergic to pie.
Clouds are too poofy;
I think I'd rather die.
--Ozy
Sunshine's too bright,
Rain is too wet;
Puppies are messy;
A cat's not a pet.
Rainbows are goofy;
I'm allergic to pie.
Clouds are too poofy;
I'd much rather die.
--Ozy with slightly improved meter
hmf. Don't think I am making room for YOU and moving over at the table of the vicious circle
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