The Coward and I

I was called a pathetic chick
Because ilovebees
By an Anonymous Coward
Scratching his fleas

Because I show enthusiasm
Instead of indifference
I am trashed by a stranger
Trapped in adolescence

Why does this Coward have so much time
To post on Slashdot
Just to claim I am wasting my time
When clearly I am not

I am having a lot of fun
The Coward is so sad
And if my fun diminishes him
Well, isn't that too bad

Homage to "Dear Log"

Dear Blog,
I have nothing to say
But I talk anyway
Spend time with me
And you, too, will see
That I write witless doggerol
While my mind is a foggerol
Of thoughts without meaning
That keep on careening
Out of control
I'm in a hole
I better stop
Before I pop